The hypertext online internet web log of Chris

Never ask anyone how old they are, it’s never going to end well.

Their response is usually: “Guess.”

How are you meant to guess? Do you go younger, do you go older? Do you look at their crows feet and say “32″?

Are they looking for a compliment, because normally it is going to be a lie.

What sort of pointless game is it anyway?  What am I going to do with that information; log it in a little book?…

“Dear Diary, Met Doreen today… she’s 24, but looks 32. Had supper. Must buy some washing up liquid.”

So, yeah. I’ll try not to ask anyone ever again.

This program makes it too easy! The people are wrinkly and overweight and haven’t looked after themselves. They look ten years older than they should anyway.

Then they get given free lypo, dental vaneers and botox which resets them back to normal.

Surely that’s cheating….?

They should change the title to “Lazy wrinkly make-over show.”