Terrible idea for a pun-based film parody: Don't sell mum the babysitter's bread. 4 hours ago
Going to my sister's wedding on Friday. Suppose I better arrange something to wear, and a card, and a present. Card done!☺ http://3.ly/YmBM16 hours ago
I fancy the punch girls. There's something about them. I love them. #xfactor2010/09/04
Yes, finally get to see the girls punch each other. #x-factor 2010/09/04
There's really not much to do at the MOT centre. Done "Whilst you wait"...everything is like that. I'm not going to wait after ... 2010/09/04
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