Just don’t mention this view to anyone.

“Yeah, except if you’re having chemotherapy!”

Oh, brilliant. How do I talk myself out of this one?

Damn it.

Obviously I’m not talking about people that are terminally ill or going through extremely risky treatment for an illness that kills hundreds of thousands of people a year. That’s mental, I’m not making light of cancer, but if you die because you get flu, then you’re not going to last very long anyway, cancer or not.

That is, I don’t care about cancer for the sake of a stupid comment about swine-flu.

I’m obviously joking. I’m obviously not saying that people with any form of cancer are destined to die. Although, some will.

I’m especially not saying they should die from swine-flu. At least let the cancer kill them if they are going to die.

Anyway, why am I talking myself out of a situation that never even got this far? Because I’ve been arguing with myself about it.

What right do you have to play the cancer card to my stupid joke?

You played the cancer card!

Your friend has cancer, so I can’t joke about Swine-flu?????

That’s just wrong, and so is cancer.