Thank God Christmas is over

Chris — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:52:02 +0000

I’m just grateful that I’ll see less houses with lights all over the place.

I mean, what does an illuminated train have to do with Jesus?

Christmas stuff that I don’t understand

Chris — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:21:00 +0000

Christmas trees – Why were they ever brought inside? Leave trees outside. (Many countries do this with their trees)

Baubles – Why were these ever put on trees? What is it? Just nice yeah? Fine.

Tinsel - What is it meant to be? Shiny snakes?

Glitter – It’s just messy. It gets everywhere. Why do they put it on everything? Holograms would be better.

Candy Canes – I only see these at Christmas, and more so recently. Why is that?

Xmas Hats – Yes, I know… the 3 Kings. They also wore sandals. Shall I pop them on for dinner too?

So yeah, some guidelines please or at least someone explain tinsel to me.