You are a scav…
Here’s a list of things that make you a scav. (Some of which I do)
- Eat hot/smelly food in the office
- Shout between rooms or floors in a house
- Lazily run out of credit on your phone
- Have ketchup on a roast dinner
- Swear in the presence of strangers
- Drink a fizzy drink in the morning
- Have audible music coming from your headphones
- Eat your lunch before 11:00
- Use a phone in a bathroom or toilet
- Eat food in the street
- Swear at work
- Wear your outdoor shoes indoors
- Drop cigarette butts in the drains
- Jump queues
- Drink coffee to wake up
- Drop litter or fly-tip
- Use your phone during meal times
- Don’t recycle or even try to recycle
- Touch TV screens with your dirty finders
- Bite your nails
- You are on first name terms with a take-away
- Use any type of tape to permanently fix car panels
- Have the colour settings too high on a TV
- Drink really strong orange squash
- Have more than a spoon-sized amount of ketchup
- Drink alco-pops when you are 25
- Scuff your feet every step
- Have all brown food at your buffet
- Use the lift for 1 floor
- Leave your old TV in your front garden
