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“I’m not fat, I’m big boned”

Chris May 29, 2009 thoughts 2 Comments

Tags: belly, big boned, chin, fat, skeleton, wide-frame

I love hearing this excuse for having a little extra weight.

The thing is, it doesn’t even make sense. How can a massive belly and double chin be attributed to having a wide frame?

Tell you what, go to the gym everyday for a month, and then see how big boned you are.

When was the last time you saw a fat skeleton?

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2 Responses to ““I’m not fat, I’m big boned””

jonah said:
Jun 06, 09 at 8:22
haha so true
James Brooks » Blog Archive » I’m not fat, I’m just big boned said:
Aug 25, 09 at 10:33
[...] heard this comment on TV today and it made me chuckle, reminding me of something LunarMonkey said. I love hearing this excuse for having a little extra [...]

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