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Rubbish jokes… part one

A couple of rubbish jokes. There must be some value in these… maybe good enough for a Xmas cracker… or not…

If you choke whilst eating spaghetti, do you get rescued by Super Noodle?

The animal actors performed well, except the dog’s bark was a little wooden.

Happy pointless chocolate egg Sunday

I can not think of a more pointless gimmick for a religious holiday than a chocolate egg.

Except for Christmas presents, Mother’s Day cards, Valentine cards, and pancakes.

The 4-day weekend is more than enough for me.