Christmas trees - Why were they ever brought inside? Leave trees outside. (Many countries do this with their trees)

Baubles - Why were these ever put on trees? What is it? Just nice yeah? Fine.

Tinsel - What is it meant to be? Shiny snakes?

Glitter - It’s just messy. It gets everywhere. Why do they put it on everything? Holograms would be better.

Candy Canes - I only see these at Christmas, and more so recently. Why is that?

Xmas Hats - Yes, I know… the 3 Kings. They also wore sandals. Shall I pop them on for dinner too?

So yeah, some guidelines please or at least someone explain tinsel to me.

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