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Comment on The problem with fancy dress parties… by Chris

Chris — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 22:50:59 +0000

You looked ace. We looked lazy in our “Generic non-Bond” suits. Bond has only worn a black-tie suit for about 5 minutes of screen-time per film. Weird that the look of Bond being in a suit has stuck. I guess the DVD/VHS cover sticks in the mind more than the movie.

Comment on The problem with fancy dress parties… by Ian Lloyd

Ian Lloyd — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 20:34:10 +0000

I tell what I hate?

When a party is billed as fancy dress yet no-one else bothers to do the fancy dress bit. And when I turn up as ‘James Bond baddie generic henchman’, wearing a boiler suit, boots, a hard-hat, safety glasses, a specially made ID card for the SPECTRE organisation and carriyng a gun that I bought from Toys R Us, sprayed black over several days and made a strap for …. I stick out LIKE A SORE FUCKING THUMB!

Yes, that’s what I hate.

Comment on Blood and biscuits by The blog of Chris» Blog Archive » More blood and biscuits

The blog of Chris» Blog Archive » More blood and biscuits — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:32:33 +0000

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Comment on Would you like any cashback? by Alex Cox

Alex Cox — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:39:44 +0000

Hi Chris

I love reading your blogs, they always make me chuckle

Alex

Comment on “I’m not fat, I’m big boned” by James Brooks » Blog Archive » I’m not fat, I’m just big boned

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 09:33:33 +0000

[...] heard this comment on TV today and it made me chuckle, reminding me of something LunarMonkey said. I love hearing this excuse for having a little extra [...]

Comment on Charity – How to kill a family in 2 weeks by B0NE5

B0NE5 — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 07:41:34 +0000

£6 gets school dinners for 100 children?!? You’ve got to question the nutritional value of any meal provided for 6p. Does Jamie Oliver know about this???

Comment on If you’re dying of Swine Flu… it’s time to go. by James Brooks

James Brooks — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:14:39 +0000

Don’t worry, you didn’t offend me and I know it was supposed to be a joke.

I’m simply stating to others out there who are afraid of “Death by swine flu”, to check their stupid valves.

Comment on If you’re dying of Swine Flu… it’s time to go. by Chris

Chris — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 06:45:25 +0000

Thanks for your comment.

It was a joke. Not a funny joke, but a deliberately stupid joke that isn’t even meant to get a laugh. It was meant to offend.

Thanks for reading.

Comment on If you’re dying of Swine Flu… it’s time to go. by James Brooks

James Brooks — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:36:48 +0000

You don’t die from Swine flu anyway you idiot. People who have died from it already have underlying medical issues – swine flu just finishes the job.

It’s just another strain of flu. The government has been exaggerating about it (especially in the UK) coincidentally when all of the expenses problems occur. Outrage happens and they detour your attention to something which isn’t that harmful.

Tamiflu; the drug given to those with Swine flu actually causes more pain than the flu itself. A lot of reports concur that the drug has bad side effects including: vomiting, diarrhoea, exhaustion etc.

Comment on “I’m not fat, I’m big boned” by jonah

jonah — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 08:22:49 +0000

haha so true